10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."