10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword