10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim