10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.