10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "No river, no fish."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.