10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.