10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels