10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.