10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth