10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi