10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."