10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus