10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"