10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for loners.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.