10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.