10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike