10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.