10 Random Poker Quotes

"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-