10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.