10 Random Poker Quotes

If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"No river, no fish."
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com