10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.