10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson