10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.