10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)