10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus