10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright