10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com