10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio