10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)