10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs