10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for loners.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."