10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.