10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"