10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.