10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-