10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz