10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "No river, no fish."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!