10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant