10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for fat, American losers.