10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)