10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury