10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson