10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.