10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."