10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts