10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer