10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die