10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."