10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.