10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth